Smart Cookie

Geniuses pondering comprehensive puzzles,
Strapping explosives to pieces of furniture,
Waiting for their death threats to be acknowledged,
Drinking green bottles of disinfectant.

Problems. Complications. Empty envelopes.

Articulating vulgar curses with stained teeth,
Shifting between French and Demonic,
Battling the elements nude, declaring umbrellas death traps,
Jamming elevator buttons with matchsticks.

Weapons. Responsibilities. Lost keys.

Filling vertical balloons with blue paint,
Happily conversing with faulty computers,
Ignoring all Do Not Enter signs,
Dancing with elegant mannequins.

Flight. Independence. Flicking channels.

Take an axe to your jugular,
Intelligent people initially flee life,
Were you not you aware of that?